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@salmon_rushdie said in #70:
> @Sweatergirl
> I don't normally fraternize with commoners, so you should consider yourself lucky.
>
> Let this be a lesson(:

The only lesson I learned is that you know nothing about fashion. I will continue to feel sorry for you and make a dua at the masjid during Jumu'ah that you will develop a better attitude towards others.
@nomadic_farmer said in #71:
> I'm salmon's husband, Ben Stiller. Hi sweatergirl.
>
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I feel sorry for you that you married a woman who knows nothing about fashion.
@Sweatergirl said in #72:
> The only lesson I learned is that you know nothing about fashion. I will continue to feel sorry for you and make a dua at the masjid during Jumu'ah that you will develop a better attitude towards others.
Sorrier am I for the one who muffles their soul's authority under frumpy sweaters rather than proudly displays their innate dignity through divine threads of impeccable majesty. Does the name Mulberry mean anything to you?
@Sweatergirl said in #73:
> I feel sorry for you that you married a woman who knows nothing about fashion.
You can speak sourly to me, but not my husband - he is a Emperor of fashion.

You will meet us for a fashion duel at high noon on the 27th, in the Oratory @ the Lourve. @nomadic_farmer and I will be there. You can bring a second. I assume you already know how to get there and are nearby - or have a plane at your disposal, if you are actually somebody in the world of true fashion.

I'll see you soon, make sure you're not threadbare.
@salmon_rushdie said in #75:
> You can speak sourly to me, but not my husband - he is a Emperor of fashion.
>
> You will meet us for a fashion duel at high noon on the 27th, in the Oratory @ the Lourve. @nomadic_farmer and I will be there. You can bring a second. I assume you already know how to get there and are nearby - or have a plane at your disposal, if you are actually somebody in the world of true fashion.
>
> I'll see you soon, make sure you're not threadbare.
Listen here, Mrs. Stiller. You and your husband know nothing about fashion. I feel sorry for the both of you. And I will not be meeting for any such preposterous fashion duel because if I did you would certainly lose even if I wore my frumpiest sweater. So there. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
@Sweatergirl said in #76:
> Listen here, Mrs. Stiller. You and your husband know nothing about fashion. I feel sorry for the both of you. And I will not be meeting for any such preposterous fashion duel because if I did you would certainly lose even if I wore my frumpiest sweater. So there. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
I'm not surprised you backed down, don't feel too besmirched by our concordant majesty.

Our threads would roll all over you, and it's clear to the world. And now you've surrendered. Thank you for your humility.
Listen here, crackhead. Just because I have better things to do other than play chess online with a bunch of people who have no fashion sense does not mean anything. So there, put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

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